as Theodore Banner

as Judge Skanky

as Rev. Edward Chichester

as Moochick (voice)

as

as Peddicord

as Henry Motley

as Lord Seymour Devery

as The Operator

as Felix Unger

as Fred Miller

as

as Andrew Jessel

as Hercule Poirot

as Arnold Nash

as Dr. Lao / The Abominable Snowman / Merlin the Magician / Apollonius of Tyana / Pan / The Giant Serpent / Medusa / Audience Member

as Harold Ventimore

as Paul Ferris

as George Drayton

as Peter 'Pete' Ramsey

as Alexander Coffman

as King of France

as Jonathan Forbes

as Lorenzo Charlton

as Rockwell P. Hunter / Himself